Where do I start? Perhaps here: Caleb was bitten by a bat yesterday. No, not a cat. A BAT!!! MY LITTLE BOY WAS BITTEN REPEATEDLY BY GIANT VAMPIRE BAT!! He was really only a baby bat, but that’s not the point. A bat! That’s right. The hideously ugly little rodent with wings, big ears, big eyes, sharp teeth, claws, and fur. They don’t have feathers like a cute little bird. They have fur.

Tiffany and I met exactly 10 years ago. Here’s how it all happened. The day was November 5,1995. It was a Sunday morning. Cue the psychedelic time warp music.

Caleb spent the morning with Heather and Rachel. He always looks forward to Friday mornings. Life may never be the same now that he’s been to Mickey D’s.

One of the chores I didn’t realize came with the career of being a mom is splinter removal.

Have you ever heard of a Segway? It’s a little two-wheel scooter that you stand on to ride. It’s not a normal scooter. It’s really cool.