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February 16, 2007

Caleb’s Not-So-Secret Admirers

Andy

Tiffany’s playgroup girlfriends from Texas sent over this email:

Single white females looking for prince charming.

Must be under four feet tall, preferably with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Like a guy who’s into volcanoes, septic tanks, and long walks at the beach water treatment facility. We find this to be very manly.

Need someone willing to play dress up and chase away the wicked stepmother and the evil queen.

Must not be intimidated by loud and bossy women.

If interested, contact Cinderella and Snow White

Sorry girls, Caleb has entered the phase of only wanting to hang out with little boys.

Well, Tiffany and I are off to Orlando to attend the NRB (National Religious Broadcasters) Conference.

1 response so far ↓

1 Pappy // Feb 18, 2007 at 7:22 pm

I thought,”Boy does Caleb have a lot to live up to” but as nature would have it, he has moved on. Now for a few years he will stick out his tongue and say “yuck” whenever girls are mentioned. But hey, that too will come to an end one day. Then he’ll want to borrow the car and he’ll slick up his hair, and try to impress the girls. Oh well, life does go on.

Ps., Grandy and I will be saying a prayer for him the 22nd, when he’ll be undergoing eye surgery.—-Love, Pappy