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February 16, 2008

Instruction Manual For Babies

Andy

If you always thought that babies didn’t come with instructions, then of course you’d be right. They don’t. So imagine our surprise, when today—out of the clear blue—we received this incredibly timely set of instructions by email for taking care of the little whipper snapper.

As we looked through them we were shocked at how much we really had to learn. Where had we gone wrong? So much of what we were doing was completely wrong. Hopefully this little gems of information will get your parenting back on the right track too.

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Testing the Baby's Bottle

Containing Baby

Introducing Baby to Pets

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Clearing Baby's Nose

Calming Baby

Stimulating Baby

Helping Baby Teethe

Drying Baby

Massaging Baby

Playing with Baby

Exercising Baby

Buckling Up Baby

Fun Games for Baby

Lifting Baby

I have no idea the source of these, but they’ve been a paradigm shift for us.

4 responses so far ↓

1 Natalie Jost // Feb 17, 2008 at 12:58 am

Thanks for that – awesome. Although I wish there was one on how to get a baby to sleep. I’m struggling with that one. :)

2 beth // Feb 17, 2008 at 7:53 am

Hilarious! Have you ever read the books Baby Do My Banking or Baby Fix My Car?

3 baby boy // Feb 17, 2008 at 11:32 am

I cant stop laughing. I especially loved how to lift the baby.

4 JJ // Feb 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm

I was wondering what i was doing wrong with EmmaLeigh. Now i Know. Maybe she will still be able to grow up normal.

 

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