February 1, 2005

Top 5 Ways You Know You Go To Bed Too Early

5. Your dad calls you at 6:55 and asks you if he caught you before your turned in for the night.

4. You wake up at 4am without an alarm clock feeling well-rested after your 8 hours of sleep.

3. A 75 year old man has actually called you after you’ve gone to bed.

2. If you want to watch a summer sunset, you have to set your alarm clock.

1. When someone calls at 9:30, you’re first thought is “Omagoodness, who died?”